Could you imagine life if strawberries were the size of watermelons. Or if blueberries were the size of apples. Hell, a grape sized apple without a core would be awesome too. Instead everything is just worse
CanadiangirlEH on
Or is the apple as small as a strawberry
rktn_p on
big strawberry or small apple?
Lee_Townage on
You should already know that nobody here knows what size anything is unless there is a banana for scale.
intractable_hiccups on
That’s why you never buy a strawberry from a kid.
Juicyjewsss on
That’s a slightly bigger strawberry and a slightly smaller apple. They met in the middle somewhere is all.
Ok-Emergency8857 on
We need a tiny banana for scale
SpunkyStarling on
Bought from a kid? Where’d the kid get it???
Hotpotatomus on
such small hands and apple
zorggalacticus on

Hubsimaus on
Yeah that’s a tiny apple.
Merkabolaa on
Imagine taking a bite and it just tastes like a regular crunchy apple dead..
MuppetEyebrows on
You could really just sit down and “eat *a* strawberry”
Fuuba_Himedere on
I find that most large strawberries are hollow on the inside
TheCynicPotGuy on
Apples to strawberries, I guess ?
activelyresting on
The kid is as big as an apple?? How did this tiny human carry around a large strawberry?
helpersrule on
Please give me that strawberry.
Danzinium254 on
In the near future it’s gonna be one strawberry a day keeps the doctor away
multi_sender on
Or is the apple as small as the strawberry
monkey_trumpets on
Giant strawberry, zero flavor
oldDotredditisbetter on
small apple
ocombe on
Need a banana for scale
IfMoneyWereNoObject on
From.. a kid?
MrUpVoteDownvote on
OP got that shirt from the New Edition concert tour. I just bought myself one tonight as well 😂
raleel on
Rocket apples are pretty small. It doesn’t mean the strawberry is not big, but it’s not like you are pulling out some monster Fuji.
CaptLoads on

udumslut on
You must think me pretty gullible if you expect me to believe that kid was only as big as an apple.
Upvotespoodles on
That’s why you can still get street berries even though they made strawberries legal.
RelaxedWombat on
If you ever get the chance try wild strawberries, or homegrown.
You will find the taste is outrageously improved.
Serious-Outcome2533 on
I’m more curious about where they’re using child labor being used to sell produce. Or did the boy scouts run out of apples.
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That’s a tiny apple
Could you imagine life if strawberries were the size of watermelons. Or if blueberries were the size of apples. Hell, a grape sized apple without a core would be awesome too. Instead everything is just worse
Or is the apple as small as a strawberry
big strawberry or small apple?
You should already know that nobody here knows what size anything is unless there is a banana for scale.
That’s why you never buy a strawberry from a kid.
That’s a slightly bigger strawberry and a slightly smaller apple. They met in the middle somewhere is all.
We need a tiny banana for scale
Bought from a kid? Where’d the kid get it???
such small hands and apple

Yeah that’s a tiny apple.
Imagine taking a bite and it just tastes like a regular crunchy apple dead..
You could really just sit down and “eat *a* strawberry”
I find that most large strawberries are hollow on the inside
Apples to strawberries, I guess ?
The kid is as big as an apple?? How did this tiny human carry around a large strawberry?
Please give me that strawberry.
In the near future it’s gonna be one strawberry a day keeps the doctor away
Or is the apple as small as the strawberry
Giant strawberry, zero flavor
small apple
Need a banana for scale
From.. a kid?
OP got that shirt from the New Edition concert tour. I just bought myself one tonight as well 😂
Rocket apples are pretty small. It doesn’t mean the strawberry is not big, but it’s not like you are pulling out some monster Fuji.

You must think me pretty gullible if you expect me to believe that kid was only as big as an apple.
That’s why you can still get street berries even though they made strawberries legal.
If you ever get the chance try wild strawberries, or homegrown.
You will find the taste is outrageously improved.
I’m more curious about where they’re using child labor being used to sell produce. Or did the boy scouts run out of apples.
The bigger the strawberry, the sadder it tastes